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Members Demotivational Poster


CAN YOU FIND - ... the real Michael Jackson?


TAGS: game mjackson members
Rating: 4.87/5

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M0rd3kaI - July 16, 2012, 8:51 pm
Oh, you know I do Pwissy... you know I do
MissPriss - July 16, 2012, 11:44 am
That's why I luv ya Modick you have a way with the women.
M0rd3kaI - July 15, 2012, 11:21 pm
'Cause this is Kai, Kai's night There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty bananas, girl Kai, Kai's night You're fighting for your life inside a killer, poop thrower tonight
MissPriss - July 15, 2012, 2:55 pm
Teehee my bad...MJ...head was still in badly needs sleep mode.
MissPriss - July 15, 2012, 2:53 pm
Thank you all you MK wanna be's!
GaryO - July 15, 2012, 9:31 am
Good’un, MP
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 1:51 am
LOL Great job, MissPriss! 5L 4 U :)
Sho - July 14, 2012, 7:51 pm
five'd & fav'd!


ALL HELL'S EVE -


TAGS: holiday members
Rating: 4.93/5

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crankyhead - October 30, 2012, 8:01 pm
And I'm still at the local precinct, trying to explain to the cops how it's only a coincidence that they found me coming out of the grocery store, with only a bag of apples and a box of razor blades. =)
Airman - October 30, 2012, 3:31 pm
nicely done, but I'm still trick or treating a couple of blocks over
ughomer - October 30, 2012, 9:40 am
Crikes! I just looked at the haunted house...there's more creepy Avatars stuck there! 16 more Lions for this one.
ughomer - October 30, 2012, 9:35 am
Perception error on my part - didn't notice Reality Lord in the tree until I read Spacedog comment! 5L Prissy!
MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 11:03 pm
Well I'm not at liberty to share all the details on a public forum but let's just say it's the end result to a knee jerk reaction Bull has when someone "touches" him...and I ain't talkin' emotionally.....teehee
spacedog - October 29, 2012, 7:20 pm
Ah Miss P, you have out done yourself. I see Mr.M is locked in the attic with his computer while the rest of us drink the beer. Ha. How did RL end up in the tree?
MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 6:38 pm
Oh forgot....the correct answer is.....see page 7 of your How to Be a Model Member of Motifake...seriously? not a single one of you's have a copy?
MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 6:35 pm
And the above comments are exactly how you guys make my day! Thanks for being you....off the wall....but still you! kisssss!
Rick69 - October 29, 2012, 4:57 pm
... Oh wait ... Siht ...
Rick69 - October 29, 2012, 4:54 pm
Articulate answer, Moxie... Although, the only correct answer here is -- Holy poop, I'm the closest one to the hooke- I mean trick-or-treater...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2012, 3:43 pm
42?
GaryO - October 29, 2012, 2:46 pm
Easy, Forseti….everyone knows if you’re a blue cock you’ve got garter issues…..
MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 2:39 pm
If 7 of the members traveled 2x further than 4 of the others on a plane traveling 20mph slower than the train from Boston and 3 of them share the same brand of dandruff shampoo but the other 3 are suffering from a rash...who is wearing the blue garter?
MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 2:34 pm
Glad you're all enjoying it and thanks for the votes... you all know the moral now here is the question....(see next comment)
GaryO - October 29, 2012, 9:40 am
Ah, the moral; Treats are free…tricks are like $2-$3….$5 if you want her to move…$10 and she cares…right?…wait, apparently there’s more than one moral here…….issat a bull in the bush? OK, serious, so pengy is a glam, right? Interesting.
forseti - October 29, 2012, 8:58 am
Me and Moooo in the same room... I already smell Whiskey and something like sweet herbs. Might be a nice evening. Wait patiently if you knock: Could take us some time to open...
mariand - October 29, 2012, 8:55 am
ohh, you can't catch me so easy... once bitten, twice shy...;)


OR - A select few will settle for Greybeard status.




THE 1ST THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: members history recreated
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 23, 2012, 2:36 pm
Thank you steve. Ya know I almost used spammy's avatar for jesus' head to give your statement a more "punch"teehee
steve1961 - November 23, 2012, 1:09 pm
5 thankful lions for you, Miss Priss :)
MissPriss - November 23, 2012, 9:51 am
Thanks ug...but is the 5L fresh or canned?
ughomer - November 23, 2012, 8:27 am
Jellied Cranberries - 5L
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 7:28 pm
About that...ya showed up late...suds are gone and all that is left for spuds is what is in rerun's beard...help yourself! Thanks for dropping a line dawg!
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 7:27 pm
Wise choice...those boys are looking pretty hungry, fork to the back of your hand kind of hungry teehee. Thanks sho.
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 7:25 pm
Right then...welcome to the club, Papa, you're in good company!
spacedog - November 22, 2012, 6:59 pm
Nice one Miss P. Pa55 the spuds and the suds.
PapaFox - November 22, 2012, 6:32 pm
YW Miss. I guess Papa is what most people use for a short version. It's my initials in the phonetic alphabet -- I've had that label since I was in the military coughmumble years ago. :)
Sho - November 22, 2012, 6:29 pm
Thanksgiving dinner? I think I'll pass on this one. 5Lols
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 6:01 pm
Thanks PapaFox. You're gonna have to pick..do I call ya Papa or Fox or make up my own? Best ask M0rd3kaI, Rick69 or Moo(?) before you leave it up to me..bahaha!
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 5:58 pm
Thank you Gary...sorry ya didn't make it on this one...saving you for xmas...muhahaha!
PapaFox - November 22, 2012, 3:35 pm
LOL good one!
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 2:55 pm
HAH! Nice work, Missy!


SPERM COUNT -


TAGS: who remembers the sixties
Rating: 4.22/5

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Derek - November 11, 2010, 3:54 pm
You have a colourful character - right to the core.


Motifake Record Library -


TAGS: five day limit for members
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 6, 2014, 7:23 pm
HAH! 5/F


A Little Advice -


TAGS: mods advice members experience help
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 26, 2014, 1:47 pm
Did I get your good side?
M0rd3kaI - January 26, 2014, 11:12 am
Yes... full of win... 5L! definitely
M0rd3kaI - January 26, 2014, 11:12 am
Yes... full of win... 5L! definitely
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 9:00 pm
...other things, do tell!
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:57 pm
Gary...there is a huge difference between thinking and doing.
MissPriss - January 25, 2014, 8:56 pm
The advice or the laugh?
GaryO - January 25, 2014, 12:39 pm
Well…..that’s rather hurtful. And wrong. She’s ‘thinkin’ about it’ right now, thank you very much, and it’s not even February. What year izziss?
Rick69 - January 25, 2014, 11:09 am
And so it has come to this... *shed single tear expressing the beauty & anguish touched upon by the masterpiece exhibiting the duality of man amongst other things...*
rerun - January 25, 2014, 8:20 am

Well, considering you are married & NOT having sex.....I guess you did indeed need this.
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 9:50 pm
HAH! Missy, you beautiful ape. I needed this.


MOVEMBER -


TAGS: moustache members
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 2, 2012, 7:54 pm
Canadian winters....a moustache on a woman is a godsend! Helps keep our upper lip warm and prevents chapping teehee.
mariand - December 2, 2012, 6:07 pm
jee Missy... this is the first time in my life when I have moustache... as for you, thank God that's fake, because a woman with moustache is awful...lol
GaryO - December 1, 2012, 3:49 pm
Dang…I voted for the Mooooooooooooooooooostache...thought sure winner
MissPriss - December 1, 2012, 9:48 am
Well thank you caveman and your homeland for Movember...anyone else notice the only real competition I had was Mrs. Caveman?
caveman - December 1, 2012, 4:32 am
You can thank Australians for Movember, I've bee n known to don the handlebar moustache for a good cause
MissPriss - November 30, 2012, 10:09 pm
Sorry Greeny...just you. Some wisenheimer decided to take men, moustache and November, mush them all together, let guys grow moustaches and tada...Movember. Go figure...hehehe.
Sho - November 30, 2012, 8:49 pm
Hahaha
Greeny - November 30, 2012, 7:09 pm
Is it just ne, or is movember nessed up? My glasses are bad enough...


Become A Member Today -


TAGS: register new members motinetwork family
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - May 30, 2014, 3:01 pm

I've had that thing for years. As the editor of a literary newsletter, I used to write a column called 'News From A Broad'. When that gig was over, I kept the title, using it for my blog. I like this avatar. It illustrates my frustrations. ;)
MissPriss - May 29, 2014, 1:27 am
Sorry...I didn't get your good side...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2014, 2:06 pm
Lol, where is that avatar from anyways?
lgvernon - May 28, 2014, 12:01 pm

I gotta get a new avatar.


Some People -


TAGS: watermelon bite seedy people members
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - January 20, 2014, 8:30 pm
Nice Miss P; but I'm not sure whether I should just smile or offer chocolate...
rerun - January 20, 2014, 7:30 pm

LOL, I expect you have poked the bear.


Translation -




Don't Fear The Mod -


TAGS: mods regular members avatars choices size motinetwork
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 10:52 am
In a much better place Uggie... a Utopian kind of better place...muhahaha.
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 10:49 am
Yeah, noticed that after I had submitted it but thought what the H*ll...I'm only human...most of the time. Teehee.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 12:13 pm

And some of us (I'm not mentioning any names here) are a pixel or two short of a full gif.
ughomer - July 11, 2013, 8:27 am
Where would Motifake (and other sites in Motinetworks) be if MissPriss wasn't both a moderator and a MissHistorian, I ask you?


NAME THAT REINDEER -


TAGS: members names story
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 2:15 pm
I hate it too when a man snarfs down a meal that took hours to prepa....ahhhh...yeah that gets my dander up too! Thanks for checkin' out the poster rerun.
rerun - December 22, 2012, 12:44 pm

I'm still fast at one hing...and the wife is forever unhappy
MissPriss - December 20, 2012, 10:28 am
Hey I read between the lines in the stuff you post in the personal stories thread. Too many of them all about your Casanova days. Thanks for the vote sweets.
GaryO - December 20, 2012, 8:25 am
..and the hidden word today is 'ask'
GaryO - December 20, 2012, 8:24 am
Heh heh...rerun...clever, and you where I get MY stuff....5L, cause Mrs M is driving this sleigh


A Little Tribute -


TAGS: hidden talents members homebased business crafts art threats lgvernon
Rating: 4.78/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 1:01 am
Meant in the kindest of ways...honest(with fingers crossed behind my back). Teehee?
lgvernon - November 15, 2013, 4:36 pm

I'm gone for a few days and the natives go bananas. Prissy, you've got some 'spainin' to do!~
MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 11:06 pm
I hope so. Cuz if "she" shoots, I'm a goner :(
GaryO - November 14, 2013, 9:45 pm
She shoots…….she SCORES!!!


IS THAT -


TAGS: members only
Rating: 4.71/5

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ICEMAN - October 15, 2010, 8:04 pm
Door charge requires bacon & beer. 5L Note to Timmies: Dishwashers needed.


THAT'S BULL ! - MISTER Bull if you please.


TAGS: tales members demons
Rating: 4.67/5

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axe11154 - September 3, 2012, 9:56 am
HA im not a skull


BANSTICK IN THE WRONG HANDS -


TAGS: rerun members banning
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 6:38 pm
thanks guys teehee
Rick69 - November 19, 2012, 6:26 pm
... Yet ...
rerun - November 19, 2012, 6:04 pm

Thankfully things here have been quiet of late and the banhammer hasn't had to be used.
spacedog - November 19, 2012, 6:00 pm
LOL! Lonely looking guy out in the country playing with his "staff"...
ughomer - November 19, 2012, 5:40 pm
Pwissy ~ with that GaryO avatar stuck near the brute's right knee, might this not be considered "NSFD?" and be subject to the wrath of animal rights groups? Just a thought.
GaryO - November 19, 2012, 4:25 pm
dang, Prissy, this would be 'quite' good, but.......


REWARD? -


TAGS: poster pet lost members
Rating: 4.15/5

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MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 11:02 am
But Gary, bestest friend a gal could ever have, you know it was a joke...all in fun....right?? Oh Hell, just be gentle please and be sure to use my good side...yes I HAVE one. Thanks for the read and the vote darlin'.
GaryO - November 11, 2012, 7:54 am
How the heck did I miss this?...oh, yeah, blind, deaf. Gently, put me down gently…maybe with a little song, maybe whistling that sad Lassie show song…makes me howl…5 dogs, monkey girl…oh, and yours is coming
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 4:02 am
Thanks ug...your avatars' day is coming....muhahaha!
ughomer - November 11, 2012, 3:52 am
Whoa, Nelly! 5L!


MOTIFAKE SUMMER CONVENTION - Can you... NAME THOSE MEMBERS?




I DON'T UNDERSTAND... - After all these years, so many MotiFakers are still taking time... to make tunnels.


TAGS: wow thats an old reference hope i am not the only one who remembers
Rating: 3.4/5

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JTBear - May 13, 2010, 6:48 pm
Ahh yes... that classic show "Time Tunnel"


MEMBERSHIP -


TAGS: membership cycle hell angels
Rating: 3.35/5

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Sean - September 20, 2009, 12:58 am
I'm guessing that the train don't stop at that station no more.


Forgotten -


TAGS: remembersance day canadian unknown soldier grave peace war fathers sons grave
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2015, 5:57 pm
Hey Moo(?)!!!! Nice to see your ugly mug...must be close to winter you're getting the 'puter ready for another long cold hibernation...teehee. Thanks for the L's.
MissPriss - November 12, 2015, 5:54 pm
Thanks dawg, unfortunately not a nice subject though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 11, 2015, 6:09 pm
5L
spacedog - November 11, 2015, 3:56 pm
Nice one Miss P.


Castle Motifake -


TAGS: motifake castle management members best crazy
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 14, 2016, 10:25 pm
woof!
MissPriss - September 14, 2016, 10:24 pm
thanks rerun
pzykosiz - September 14, 2016, 6:23 am
they tried putting a collar on me it didn't work
rerun - September 13, 2016, 8:49 pm

Wow, a lot of work went into this. Impressed
MissPriss - September 12, 2016, 3:42 pm
thanks 'cern
concern3 - September 12, 2016, 2:52 pm
Outstanding, UP yours
MissPriss - September 12, 2016, 2:31 pm
Thanks fellow crazy!
JesusWept - September 12, 2016, 2:18 pm
Magnificent! ^^^^^Up


Nuts -


TAGS: members can drive a person nuts with love mental asylum
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 12:39 pm
Sane? Around here? BAHAHA! Dammit now ya done gone made me pop open one of the sleeves tied behind my back...again.
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 5:18 pm
Exactly, always wondered where do they keep the sane people...


Declined -




Workin' It -


TAGS: gym exercise workout conclusions membership
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - January 27, 2015, 1:43 am
I used to until I blew my left knee out! Thanks for the vote dizz!
mizzdizz - January 26, 2015, 5:10 am
I've been known to burn a calorie or two that way myself! 5L


HELGA -




ANSWER: BABES IN BIKINIS AND BEER - Name two essentials that Motifake members require to survive the unrelentingly lazy days of summer.


TAGS: bikinis beer quizz summer members
Rating: 4.67/5

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robbidos - June 16, 2012, 7:25 pm
I'd say yer missin out, but I'm partial
rerun - June 13, 2012, 7:48 pm

Ya know, I am a native Texan, lived here most of my life, never had Shiner.
robbidos - June 13, 2012, 7:42 pm
5L for the Shiner and the dirty blonde that has some meat on her
robbidos - June 13, 2012, 7:41 pm
Texas. Outside of there, I have to go to Class6 to get any good Shiner.
jedimonk - June 13, 2012, 2:45 pm
where do they serev Shiner Bock!?!?!
Rick69 - June 12, 2012, 2:41 pm
... Saw picture, read title: Immediately guessed you made this... ; )


JOIN A GYM -


TAGS: membership workout part body
Rating: 4.56/5

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ipaprime - October 5, 2012, 10:00 pm
and he is in a good position
ipaprime - October 5, 2012, 10:00 pm
it looks like him
rerun - October 5, 2012, 7:56 pm

Is that Iceman lurking there?


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